Saturday, September 29, 2012

Who, CPA

Tonight was the Doctor Who season finale, or mid-season finale.  Whatever, it's not going to be on next week.  Forgive my confusion, I haven't blinked in three hours.

This brings up something I've always wondered about the show: The Doctor's strange use of his time.  With the entirety of space and time to chose from, he keeps hanging around Britain.  Okay, they've said he has an affinity for the human race, so that explains why he chooses our planet.  But why always with the British?  They're nice people and all, but there's plenty more to chose from. 

So I want to know, if other countries had their own Time Lords, what would they be like?  Let the cavalcade of stereotypes begin!


Country Occupation Tardis Shape Sonic Device
Britain Doctor Police Call Box Screwdriver
Canada Accountant Ice Fishing Hut Bottle Opener
U.S.A. Lawyer RV Gun
Japan Cyborg Capsule Hotel (The only Tardis that's not larger on the inside) Phone
China Loyal Politburo Member Cheap Knock-off of the American Tardis Chopsticks
Sweden Novelist Volvo Allen Key
France Striking Farmer Bistro Corkscrew
Germany Engineer Small Gothic Cathedral Sausage
Brazil Rubber Magnate Carnival Float Soccer Ball
Switzerland Banker Ski Chalet Swiss Army Knife
India Singer/Actor Howdah on an Elephant Sitar
Greece Unemployed Repossessed Porsche Cayenne German's Sausage
Russia Personally, I think Putin is a Time Lord
South Africa Miner Ecotourist Cabin Vuvuzela

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