Keep Calm and Approve This Message

Awhile back I did some spoofs of the ubiquitous "Keep Calm and Carry On" posters.  I didn't do an American version of the poster, due to the polarised nature of current American culture.  It's hard to condense a country down to five words at the best of times.  So instead I gave each half of the country its own poster, advising them how to deal with stress:

And, for the swing states: